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The Froglord Cometh (remastered)

by Froglord

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Froglord! Amphibious terror Webbed Feet! Semi-permeable membrane Secretes! Ecotoplasmic slime Death ray! It can fire from its third eye Some say! Froglord came from space Or he! Was designed by the human race But none! Of that is true He's just! An amphibian called FROGLORD Birthed from frogspawn and grew into a tadpole Now he has reign over the pond he has plans to dominate the realm of man With his laser vision Catching humans just like flies
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Deep in the heart of the forest Lies a mystic swamp Forgotten by time Lost to the realm of man The swamp is home to many creatures, dark and mysterious But there was one, foretold long ago To give birth to a thousand strong, a thousand strong frogspawn Encased in slime, to protect the young As a source of food, and devour from within But amongst the frogspawn Sat an egg, who would fulfil the prophecy FROGSPAWN FROGSPAWN FROGSPAWN COME ALIVE COME ALIVE AND ARISE THIS IS THE BIRTH OF FROGLORD TIME Birthed in darkness, grown in their own slime
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Emerging from their slime cocoons The tadpole, a hundred thousand bloom Brothers and sisters swim, become amphibian Consume decaying plants, metamorphosis soon shall pass AMONGST THE SEA OF BLACK SWAN THE FORETOLD ONE AWAITING THE DAY TO UNLEASH HIS DEATH RAY PLAN As the sun, dries in the sun Predators emerge, to consume aquatic young Many fall prey, they do not stand a chance But young froglord, holds a mighty stance As he begins, to realise He is a mighty tadpole, the one they prophesied In the scriptures, of amphibian By the mystics, the sages of the pond As the weeks develop, the tadpoles grow Small protruding legs, the frog begins to show Harnessing the power, Froglord has inside He outcompetes the others, the predators they hide So he has come realise, he is the foretold frog A terrifying power, an aquatic god Froglord your power, is truly fierce Your deathray vision, through enemies it pierce
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After 14 weeks, of swimming in the pond The tadpole has grown into, amphibian Fully developed, legs and lungs Breathing air, Catching flies, all with their alien tounges But for young Froglord, another ability When he glares oh so hard, it fires a deathray beam The swamp cannot contain all of Froglords rage So he must leave the nest, wipe out the pondscum he detests Froglord is coming for you, scourge of water and the earth too So prepare for his deathray eyes, and secreting ectoplasmic slime ALL POWERFUL, ALL MIGHTY, CAN ANYTHING, SURVIVE HIS ABILITY ALL POWERFUL, ALL MIGHTY, WHAT PATH WILL, HE TAKE WE WILL SEE As he ponders upon, the. fate of man He weighs up their good and bad, and begins to make a plan Good Or evil Which one will he choose?
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So dark and barren Like the halls of the dead Home to one so evil Who inspires pure dread None shall escape his torture device and live to tell the tale Resistance is futile, Froglord will prevail! Dragging victims into the dark and leaving them to rot Till the day, when they beg For the sweet release of death That is when, the torture can begin No mercy till your dying breath! This is your punishment Your pain is my amusement No quick death by my eye No, you’ll burn from ectoplasmic slime! Melting the flesh, seeping into the bone For opposing me, you shall atone! 10 days to dissolve all of your flesh With every slaughter Froglord becomes more powerful, Beyond any comprehension, all of man will kneel To my might, amphibious power, destruction I deal!

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Return to the swampy origin of the tale of Froglord and celebrate the one year release since the debut EP 'The Froglord Cometh'. This record has been remixed and remastered to the true glory it was always meant to be! With newly recorded vocal and guitar parts, Froglord's amphibious terror has never been greater. Featuring a remastered version of Dungeon of The Froglord.

LIVE BY THE FUZZ OR DIE BY THE SLIME

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released May 14, 2021

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SINCE THE DAWN OF TIME, MYSTICS HAVE FORETOLD THE COMING OF THE FROGLORD, AN ANCIENT AMPHIBIAN WITH DEATHRAY VISION AND ECTOPLASMIC SLIME

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