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Froglord! Amphibious terror
Webbed Feet! Semi-permeable membrane
Secretes! Ecotoplasmic slime
Death ray! It can fire from its third eye
Some say! Froglord came from space
Or he! Was designed by the human race
But none! Of that is true
He's just! An amphibian called
FROGLORD
Birthed from frogspawn and grew into a tadpole
Now he has reign over the pond he has plans to dominate the realm of man
With his laser vision
Catching humans just like flies
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Frogspawn (remastered)
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Deep in the heart of the forest
Lies a mystic swamp
Forgotten by time
Lost to the realm of man
The swamp is home to many creatures, dark and mysterious
But there was one, foretold long ago
To give birth to a thousand strong, a thousand strong frogspawn
Encased in slime, to protect the young
As a source of food, and devour from within
But amongst the frogspawn
Sat an egg, who would fulfil the prophecy
FROGSPAWN FROGSPAWN FROGSPAWN COME ALIVE COME ALIVE AND ARISE
THIS IS THE BIRTH OF FROGLORD TIME
Birthed in darkness, grown in their own slime
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Tadpole (remastered)
06:12
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Emerging from their slime cocoons
The tadpole, a hundred thousand bloom
Brothers and sisters swim, become amphibian
Consume decaying plants, metamorphosis soon shall pass
AMONGST THE SEA OF BLACK
SWAN THE FORETOLD ONE
AWAITING THE DAY
TO UNLEASH HIS DEATH RAY PLAN
As the sun, dries in the sun
Predators emerge, to consume aquatic young
Many fall prey, they do not stand a chance
But young froglord, holds a mighty stance
As he begins, to realise
He is a mighty tadpole, the one they prophesied
In the scriptures, of amphibian
By the mystics, the sages of the pond
As the weeks develop, the tadpoles grow
Small protruding legs, the frog begins to show
Harnessing the power, Froglord has inside
He outcompetes the others, the predators they hide
So he has come realise, he is the foretold frog
A terrifying power, an aquatic god
Froglord your power, is truly fierce
Your deathray vision, through enemies it pierce
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Amphibian (remastered)
05:16
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After 14 weeks, of swimming in the pond
The tadpole has grown into, amphibian
Fully developed, legs and lungs
Breathing air, Catching flies, all with their alien tounges
But for young Froglord, another ability
When he glares oh so hard, it fires a deathray beam
The swamp cannot contain all of Froglords rage
So he must leave the nest, wipe out the pondscum he detests
Froglord is coming for you, scourge of water and the earth too
So prepare for his deathray eyes, and secreting ectoplasmic slime
ALL POWERFUL, ALL MIGHTY, CAN ANYTHING, SURVIVE HIS ABILITY
ALL POWERFUL, ALL MIGHTY, WHAT PATH WILL, HE TAKE WE WILL SEE
As he ponders upon, the. fate of man
He weighs up their good and bad, and begins to make a plan
Good
Or evil
Which one will he choose?
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So dark and barren
Like the halls of the dead
Home to one so evil
Who inspires pure dread
None shall escape his torture device and live to tell the tale
Resistance is futile, Froglord will prevail!
Dragging victims into the dark
and leaving them to rot
Till the day, when they beg
For the sweet release of death
That is when, the torture can begin
No mercy till your dying breath!
This is your punishment
Your pain is my amusement
No quick death by my eye
No, you’ll burn from ectoplasmic slime!
Melting the flesh, seeping into the bone
For opposing me, you shall atone!
10 days to dissolve all of your flesh
With every slaughter Froglord becomes more powerful,
Beyond any comprehension, all of man will kneel
To my might, amphibious power, destruction I deal!
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Froglord Bristol, UK
SINCE THE DAWN OF TIME, MYSTICS HAVE FORETOLD THE COMING OF THE FROGLORD, AN ANCIENT AMPHIBIAN WITH DEATHRAY VISION AND ECTOPLASMIC SLIME
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